tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-53273785858992553472011-04-21T17:32:27.856-07:00WHERE BEARDS GROW LIKE WATER FLOWSeightiesbangshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16293582788420627550noreply@blogger.comBlogger41100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327378585899255347.post-79172484204346581642008-07-23T14:37:00.000-07:002008-07-23T15:03:21.199-07:00<a href="http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/?action=view&amp;current=l_3b2316cd118eb819a6efba600ac90e51.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/l_3b2316cd118eb819a6efba600ac90e51.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />Is she...<br /><br />Making Ramen? <br /><br />Brewing pumpkin beer?<br /><br />Skinning carrots?<br /><br />Dreaming about dragon worlds?<br /><br />Translating English into Spanish sign language for her new deaf Mexican friend?<br /><br />Talking to Jesus?<br /><br />Making her famous tuna balls?<br /><br />Luring little girls in with kittens so she can kidnap them and raise them as boys?<br /><br />Spitting?<br /><br />Biting off more than she can chew?<br /><br />Ecstasy?<br /><br />Signing a petition to enact mens names for hurricanes too?<br /><br /><br />NOPE!!!<br /><br />She's doing this!<br /><br /><a href="http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/?action=view&amp;current=l_10396e96b8d0fb4c941f075b375130cd.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/l_10396e96b8d0fb4c941f075b375130cd.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5327378585899255347-7917248420434658164?l=eightiesbangs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>eightiesbangshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16293582788420627550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327378585899255347.post-10659801801228467092008-06-19T12:29:00.000-07:002008-06-20T11:15:48.232-07:00Thirsty for<span style="font-weight: bold;"> </span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Douche</span>? I know these guys are:<br /><br /><a href="http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/?action=view&amp;current=douche-1.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/douche-1.jpg" alt="Photobucket" border="0" /></a><br /><br />And they're in luck too! Silverlake is FILLED with <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Douche</span> fountains so douches like these can refresh nearly every half mile!!! Thats a lot of <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span>!!!!!<br /><br />Below is a highlight of THE BEST <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">DOUCHE</span> FOUNTAINS IN <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">SILVERLAKE</span><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Spaceland-</span> This place is GREAT for the easily amused <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Silverlake Douche</span>. There's indoor smoking underneath a giant bowl that reflects sound all the way to the other side of the smoking area. HOLY SHIT thats cool! They have a pool table for assholes, and homogeneous bands play nightly (so as not to frighten the gentle <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Douche</span>). BONUS - The bartenders actually aren't dicks- they're just so full of <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> they only know one word: Pabst.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Silverlake Lounge-</span> What began as a Mexican Tranny bar has now blossomed into a full blown <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Douche</span> Fountain! Similar to Spaceland only in music scene and <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> clientele, but still just as much a kill joy to make every <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Silverlake Douche</span> love it! And if you're freaking out about the lack of Pabst, just replace it with a Tecate to show off your <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douchy</span> cheapness!<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">The Echo/Echoplex-</span> Though technically in Echo Park, this double decker <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> fountain is always full of the <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> you crave. Up top (The Echo) you can be seen watching live bands ,featuring your friends, doing their best impression of the band that played the night before! You can also smoke in a cage out back, piss on the bathroom floor, and order dinner for your skinny <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> body.<br /><br />Not enough <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span>??<br /><br />Then why not spend 20 more dollars and see what’s down stairs!<br /><br />The Echoplex is designed like a rappers home on MTV Cribs, but don’t worry, nary a black face is to be seen. Reserved for the more popular <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> acts, Echoplex makes it easy to remain in your element while watching a band with an actual released CD! And don’t let the fanciness fool you, the bartenders are just as jaded downstairs as they are up.<br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">Cha-Cha Lounge- </span> The whopper of <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">Silverlake Douche</span> Fountains!!! This place makes my <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> gush just thinking about it! Taking over what once was a Mexican Tranny bar, (Are we sensing a trend?) Cha Cha Lounge humbly opened it’s doors in 2005. Now it’s impossible to get in every night of the week!<br />What better place to be seen not smiling and having a bland time than in the most happily decorated bar on the planet!! A tiki bar and fooseball tables highlight what should be an evening of unrelenting fun. There’s a photo booth too!<br />What? no live music or jukebox? Not to worry, the hot <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">douche</span> bartender is playing 70’s records he brought from his home! HOT! And when you can peel him away from the turntable, he makes a pretty kick ass drink. Not that you would order one though, they have Pabst.<br />BONUS- If you’re wearing American Apparel, your chances of getting laid double!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5327378585899255347-1065980180122846709?l=eightiesbangs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>eightiesbangshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16293582788420627550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327378585899255347.post-5115625825401647142008-06-17T13:46:00.000-07:002008-06-17T14:52:20.871-07:00<span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);">So proud... so proud.<br /><br />Let's do a <span style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);">douche</span> caption game!!!</span></span><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span> I'll start...<br /><br />"I wish I was at Spaceland right now!"<br /><br /><br /><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0);"><span style="color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"></span></span></span><a href="http://s286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/?action=view&amp;current=100_0931.jpg" target="_blank"><img src="http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll85/eightiesbangs/100_0931.jpg" border="0" alt="Photobucket" /></a><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5327378585899255347-511562582540164714?l=eightiesbangs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>eightiesbangshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16293582788420627550noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5327378585899255347.post-58606605068011052722008-06-16T16:12:00.000-07:002008-06-16T16:23:17.784-07:00Welcome to my first post!<br /><br />I haven't much to say except that I love drinking, have no sense of style, yo-yo in weight (so even if I <span style="font-style: italic;">had</span> style, I wouldn't be able to maintain it) and I <span style="color: rgb(255, 255, 255); font-weight: bold;">CANNOT</span> stand the company of a <span style="color: rgb(204, 0, 0); font-weight: bold;">SILVERLAKE DOUCHE</span>! YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/5327378585899255347-5860660506801105272?l=eightiesbangs.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>eightiesbangshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16293582788420627550noreply@blogger.com0